I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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