She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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