if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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