he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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