Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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