Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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