but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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