Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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