Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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