He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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