Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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