weddingsv make me drug and hornr
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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