We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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