no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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