What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
