called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just found a bag of teeth...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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