We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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