i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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