I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wear drunk well.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
