The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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