TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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