Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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