i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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