I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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