Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
