I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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