Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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