he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
can u get pink eye on your cock?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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