imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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