So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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