yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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