I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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