Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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