How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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