Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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