dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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