chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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