I love black thongs
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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