Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
