At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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