with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
