shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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