it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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