I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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