i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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