I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
