he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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