just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
