I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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