Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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